I’d like to tell you that you are quite rude! Showing up on Thanksgiving uninvited… only you would do that.
I couldn’t sleep, eat, or even laugh. Drinking chicken broth and watching people eat pie isn’t a way to spend the holiday.
This is the second time you’ve tortured me on Turkey Day. Mean.
I’m glad you are gone now. Please don’t ever come back, I’m begging you!
Thanks for your consideration.